Ladies and Gentlemen, Maggie Smith

As you might imagine, I don't actually know or own Maggie Smith (ohhhh, but who wouldn't want to have a Maggie Smith of their own!?).  But with my new MacBook Pro, we're going to shake things up a bit.  All of my computers have had traditionally male or male-sounding names, and while all computers are bound to give up and call it a day, I want a fresh start with this little thing.  Also: Maggie Smith is awesome.  And have I mentioned my extreme love for both Gosford Park and Downton Abbey, in which she plays nearly identical roles?  "What's a weekend?" LOVE. HER.  Anyways, the new computer shall henceforth be known as Maggie Smith.  You know what? This needs some pics.  Of the real Maggie Smith, of course.

Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham.  Show some respect, bitches.